[ what follows is basically the wikipedia entry for eclipse. caroline writes paragraphs explaining the plot, alia could have asked no one better than caroline for what happens because she knows the book back to front.
she does think edward not wanting to bone down before marriage is the funniest thing on earth. "he has killed people but he won't give into the pre-marital sex? grow up!" maybe if he had some sex he would chill out! ]
And then Edward says he will have sex with her but BELLA is like "now I want to wait for marriage" which is SO STUPID.
[Alia watches raptly, letting the texts spill in, taking in the twists and turns with thoughtful nods. She doesn't interrupt, save for a periodic "!" or two, which she definitely picked up from texting people in the house.
At the end, she is deeply annoyed and frustrated by Edward's behavior of course.]
They're BOTH ridiculous! Bella's wanted to have sex with Edward since they MET!! Jacob was merely a distraction, because she was so sad after Edward left!!!
Perhaps she should just have sex with the both of them, to resolve the absurd tension.
[ a few minutes later comes the skip skip skip of flats on the steps leading down to the dungeons. caroline has the same picnic basket she used to bring dani and lexi spaghetti to carry her own dinner down and she sets it down in front of alia's little cell, before neatly settling criss-cross apple sauce next to the basket. ]
So it starts with Bella whining about the car Edward bought her. For a full ten pages, at least. He buys her this nice, insanely fancy car, it has bullet-proof glass or something, and she whimpers about it.
[It's been interesting, seeing the array of people who've come down to visit her -- some familiar, beloved, some Alia has never met before. Caroline falls into the latter category, and her criss-cross seat in front of the cell is soon echoed by the imprisoned girl, hands folded in her lap, tangled hair like a golden cloud around her face.
The description gets a small flicker of a smile, something without teeth, unlike Alia's ferocious grins of a few weeks before. Something tight-lipped.]
You'd think he'd have learned by now, how much she loathes gifts. [When in doubt, blame the man.]
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Tell me what happens. [Summarize the entire series for her, please, Caroline.]
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[ what follows is basically the wikipedia entry for eclipse. caroline writes paragraphs explaining the plot, alia could have asked no one better than caroline for what happens because she knows the book back to front.
she does think edward not wanting to bone down before marriage is the funniest thing on earth. "he has killed people but he won't give into the pre-marital sex? grow up!" maybe if he had some sex he would chill out! ]
And then Edward says he will have sex with her but BELLA is like "now I want to wait for marriage" which is SO STUPID.
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At the end, she is deeply annoyed and frustrated by Edward's behavior of course.]
They're BOTH ridiculous! Bella's wanted to have sex with Edward since they MET!! Jacob was merely a distraction, because she was so sad after Edward left!!!
Perhaps she should just have sex with the both of them, to resolve the absurd tension.
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If you think that is stupid then buckle up because Breaking Dawn is INSANE but I have to eat first so give me a minute.
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All right.
You will tell me more? When you've fed? It's
It's very lonely down here.
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I would be poor company.
But yes. I want it.
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[ a few minutes later comes the skip skip skip of flats on the steps leading down to the dungeons. caroline has the same picnic basket she used to bring dani and lexi spaghetti to carry her own dinner down and she sets it down in front of alia's little cell, before neatly settling criss-cross apple sauce next to the basket. ]
So it starts with Bella whining about the car Edward bought her. For a full ten pages, at least. He buys her this nice, insanely fancy car, it has bullet-proof glass or something, and she whimpers about it.
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The description gets a small flicker of a smile, something without teeth, unlike Alia's ferocious grins of a few weeks before. Something tight-lipped.]
You'd think he'd have learned by now, how much she loathes gifts. [When in doubt, blame the man.]