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[unconscionable]

One imperial bastard's enough, IMO, but that's still very hot. Listen, I've got to go get my prostate obliterated for a bit but you should tell me more about yourself. A/S/L? I'm 10042/Male/my bedroom.

[preborns]

[So little of that makes sense, but Alia is absolutely enchanted anyway.]

Physically nineteen, mentally it's complicated, female/it's complicated, naked by the lake.

My condolence to your prostate.

[unconscionable]

No, he loves it.

[ His prostate, yes.

John is very fascinated by all this complication. About two hours later: ]

hi agian
thought about you
naked by the lake

[preborns]

[Against all odds:]

In it, now. Caught a little green frog that swam too close to my chest, nasty thing.

[unconscionable]

lucky frog.

[preborns]

A bold, but not inaccurate compliment.

I thought about eating him but I decided to give him a home instead.

[unconscionable]

maybe he'd rather be eaten

[preborns]

I could ask. He seems content on my nipple, but perhaps it's more of a summer home.

[unconscionable]

can you talk to frogs?

[preborns]

Anyone can talk to frogs. It's just like talking to anyone else.

[unconscionable]

Yeah, but do they talk back

[preborns]

Not in words, no. I can feel their little hearts and the hum of their simple minds, though.

Frogs and people hum the same as birds and water.

[unconscionable]

Interesting. Yeah, I mean it's all made of the same energy. Where I'm from we call it Thalergy.

[preborns]

Thalergy.

Why? Do you like making up new names for things?

[unconscionable]

I do. That's the best part of godhood, right? Naming everything. Kinda miss it.

[preborns]

You were a god? Why'd you stop?

[unconscionable]

Didn't.

[preborns]

Then why stop naming things? Rename this little frog and maybe he'll turn into a layer cake or a knife or something else lovely.

[unconscionable]

Then I'll name him Gottfried. Keep him close, Alia

[preborns]

[A photo -- a tiny green bug-eyed frog perched on the swell of one pert breast, nipple just visible beneath the clear lake water.]

Safe as can be, see?

[unconscionable]

Wow