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june '25 au | alia "that's hot" atreides
Ms. Alia Atreides
tagalong baby sister
- Alia's attempted to visit Saltburnt for years -- since Alina was assigned a place at the chapel, as a matter of fact. Her mother has always forbidden it, something which had more impact before she turned eighteen. But now she's legally an adult, and if Paul's going to get their sister back, she's going to help him.
- Once said in an interview: “We were all supposed to be holy. I just chose to be honest.”
- May or may not have had an affair with one of Alina’s novitiates. Alina still won’t speak her name.
- Crashed a spiritual wellness retreat by arriving in full bondage gear and chanting Latin backwards. Some attendees converted.
- Flashed paparazzi on Easter Sunday. Claimed it was a feminist protest. Or maybe just boredom.
- Once gave a TED Talk on “Sexual Devotion and Sainthood.” She was 17.
- Rumored to have bitten a priest during a retreat when he suggested Alina was “off-limits.”
- Released an avant-garde perfume titled Incestuous. It sold out in eight hours.
- Has a tattoo on her ribs that reads “I’d fuck me too.” The font matches Alina’s prayer journal.
- Alina told her to ‘seek silence.’ She interpreted it as a six-month vow of moaning.
- She keeps a Bible in her purse. It’s hollowed out and holds condoms, cocaine, and a photo of Alina blowing out birthday candles.
- Said she wanted to be canonized “but like, as a sex symbol.”
- Rumor has it she once locked Paul and Alina in a prayer room “just to see what would happen.” The silence after was deafening.
- Allegedly offered $500,000 to name a newborn after her. The parents accepted. The child’s full legal name is AliaAliaAlia Baby Deux.
- Once walked a red carpet wearing only diamonds and SPF. When asked who she was wearing, she said “trauma.”
- Known for answering press questions with “Next?” or “Do you think Paul would answer that?”
- Has been caught dating at least three of Paul’s enemies. Described one of them as “my little emotional hitman.”
- Invited to a Vatican dinner once. Brought a dominatrix as her plus one and told reporters she was “trying to network.”
- Named her cat “Alina II.” When asked if it was meant to be an insult, she said “No. She’s beautiful, aloof, and knocks things off shelves for attention.”
- Hosted a launch party for her memoir Born Famous, Stayed Hot — then leaked an unedited draft to that included redline edits like “should I admit to the yacht orgy??”
- Has a dedicated album on her Myspace with selfies that have a blurry, blond-haired man in the background. Rumors of who it is vary from Leonardo Dicaprio to billionaire sociality John Smith.
- Rumored to have written fanfiction about her own family dynasty under the pen name “KissOfKinslayer.” It was disturbingly well-received.
- Once told Vanity Fair: “If I ever get married, it’ll be to myself. But I’ll still cheat.”
- Leaked her own nudes to crash Paul’s engagement announcement. Captioned: “Congrats to the happy couple.”
By any means necessary.
BACKSTORY:
The (surprise) youngest daughter of the elite, famed Atreides family, Alia was born soon after her father's untimely death, and grew up in the solemnity of their mother's constant mourning, all of it lovingly committed to camera's. Alia grew up in the public eye, as much the child of the paparazzi as of the Atreides family. The media critiqued Jessica for allowing Alia to participate in R-Rated films and risque print ads from a young age, but Alia devoured every bit of attention the spotlight allowed her. During her preteen years -- coincidentally the years of her older sister's prolonged illness -- Alia was rarely not gracing the covers of tabloids across the nation.
Her work took on a definite darker edge when Alina took the veil -- edgy, dark, violent-themed short films, print ads wherein Alia sprawled in black lingerie on a replica of the Papal Altar and had blood poured over her nearly-bare chest. This era netted her Myspace followers in the millions, and culminated in her "accidentally" leaking a sex tape of her and Duncan Idaho, her longtime bodyguard -- at midnight on her 18th birthday. Alia is still riding the high of that career boost, fielding constant sponsorship offers and her mother's rapidly mounting disapproval. She's famous, she's adored, she's envied, she's worshipped.
The only thing she needs now is her family back together. Then everything will be perfect.
Her work took on a definite darker edge when Alina took the veil -- edgy, dark, violent-themed short films, print ads wherein Alia sprawled in black lingerie on a replica of the Papal Altar and had blood poured over her nearly-bare chest. This era netted her Myspace followers in the millions, and culminated in her "accidentally" leaking a sex tape of her and Duncan Idaho, her longtime bodyguard -- at midnight on her 18th birthday. Alia is still riding the high of that career boost, fielding constant sponsorship offers and her mother's rapidly mounting disapproval. She's famous, she's adored, she's envied, she's worshipped.
The only thing she needs now is her family back together. Then everything will be perfect.
RUMORS:
IMPORTANT CONNECTIONS:
Paul: big brother, beloved
Alina: big sister, forbidden
John Smith: dalliance, enjoyable
Sanji: chef, annoyance
NAME:
Alina: big sister, forbidden
John Smith: dalliance, enjoyable
Sanji: chef, annoyance
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